Bar Room Blitz

First word: By far this was the best New Years I’ve had in recent memory.

I got to be with my favorites and the drinks were flowing. We all went to the Bottom Line in DC for an open bar event complete with Champagne and food. Even Laura showed up and she was at her best.

I got my first kiss when some girl walked up to me and Falkor and asked me if I was single, if I was gay, and if I would kiss her. I guess I had the right answer to all three.

Of course that wasn’t my only kiss. I had my game on like Randy Moss. I’ll boil it down to a few points:

• Becoming friends with the DJ has it’s benefits
• It’s not a bad thing to be covered in whipped cream
• Don’t order Goldschlager and Sprite
• Learning the Bartenders name is a good move
• Trying to pick up the bartender is not the best move
• I have the best friends ever

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