For this week’s TMI Thursday (brought to you by Lilu) I don’t have any long stories. No tales of the toilet (see Lilu for that), no stories of drunken debauchery. I don’t even have a good make-out story interrupted by other bodily urges. Instead I have a simple question:
Have you even taken a dump that had recognizable pieces to it? I’m talking undigested pieces of food that miraculously went through your entire digestive system intact?
Let’s say I was inspired by a recent trip to the bathroom to ask that question. So please leave me comments- I wanna hear your answers! After all it is TMI THURSDAY!
But I won’t lie, I almost got sick looking up possible photos for this post.
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Well, there’s the obvious corn…
But red pepper kernels seem to make their way through too.
Maybe they’re the same family?
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peas. sorta made it look like a baby’s first poop – all green and mushy and shit. blegh.
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Corn is the main one for me. I’ve also had purple poop after eating beets, but fortunately the beets themselves were chewed beyond recognition.
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EWWW PATRICK that is nasty!
(but yes, just like your picture, i’m sure we have all seen corn at some point coming out the other end. ugh yuck i cant believe i just said that)
GROSS
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Ryan McMullen said to me one time. The other day I was eating corn and I swear to god I chewed these things to hell and when I took a crap…there they were.
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corn definitely. for my human anatomy class, i once had to eat a cupckae with so much blue dye in it it was almost black. my poo was a vibrant shade of blue! i shit you not.
i’ll be here all week folks.
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Corn, of course; peanuts…seriously…wtf…I know I friggin’ chewed those things! And several years ago, I went through a really sucky phase and tried to off myself by taking a bunch of pills. I was semi-conscious when I was found, and the paramedic gave me a choice: either have my stomach pumped or drink liquid charcoal. I chose the charcoal. It had the consistency of fresh mud and tasted absolutely horrible. But the best was yet to come. I’d been warned of this, but not only were my teeth and tongue (temporarily) colored black, my shit was, too, but for several days. I thought I’d never get all of that out of my system!
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I have two toddlers. After nearly 3 years of diaper changing, I no longer eat corn. All I see when I look at it on a plate is a diaper full of it later. Disgusting!
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sounds like “after daka”
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Twitter: dmbosstone
LiLu – I’m concerned that your diet includes Red Pepper Flakes, you need to stay away from spicy foods and spices…
Cavy – I agree, alcohol also does that…
Cyndy – Purple Poop? You win the award for weirdest color poop!
RachelSmiles – You gotta watch out for TMI Thursday, the content is kinda extreme.
Mike – Chewing corn to hell, that’s gotta be the shit… HAHA shit!
DMB – I want to know more about why you were eating black cupcakes….
ZanTx915 – Your story sounds like JP’s post…
Dumb/Smart Girl – I think Corn has no value, I applaud your decision.
Sean – After Daka, I miss being that regular. Oppps.
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