So chalk that one up as a fail.
I soon forgot to use it in my daily speech so chalk that one as a fail… or pulling a Chien-Ming Wang.
That’s not going to stop me from inventing new sayings, maybe one day I’ll find a winner and I’ll be credited forever on Wikipedia.
Often the comment is factual and neutral but sometimes it’s a slam on your argument and you are left speechless with no options but to say, “touché!”
Well for those moments I think you just make a simple letter switch: Douché. Because sometimes the person is more than countering your point, he’s being a douchebag.
Here’s an example:
Me: You know I love drinking soda from a can.
Bag of douche: Yes but what about the aluminum? You can recycle it but it’s just as better buying 2 liter bottles instead and use cups. I also hope you aren’t throwing those plastic rings into the trash- they kill dolphins you know. You should be more considerate of the environment now a days…
If you say it fast enough, it sounds like the former word and you may get away with dropping it without anyone knowing the difference.
Because if there’s someone I hate, it’s a douchebag.