Is nothing real anymore? Maybe The Real World DC will be. Probably not.
What has caused my sudden lack of faith? An earlier conversation with PQ brought up typing tests and typing expert Mavis Beacon. If there was somebody out there that could help me become a better typer it’s her.
However right after I mentioned her I wanted to know how Mavis become such an expert typer and front woman for Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing. That’s when I found out the horrible truth.
She’s actually fashion model Renee Lesperance who simply pretends to be a person who excels at typing and using the home keys.
So let’s recap:
- Mavis Beacon isn’t real
- Betty Crocker isn’t real
- Aunt Jemina isn’t real (and I really don’t think Uncle Ben was either)
- NASA really doesn’t make a profit (I guess rockets are expensive)
What other corporate figures are out there that aren’t real? Leave ‘em in the comments!
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