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TMI Thursday: A Messy Cab RideI haven’t done a TMI Thursday in a good long time, but my recent weekend of destruction in Baltimore got me re-telling a story to my friends, and I might as well share it with The Internet as well. Well earlier I talked about how Baltimore nights usually end in spectacular fashion, and last August was no exception. It was Sarah’s birthday and the MoCo crew and I decided to celebrate at Howl At The Moon during a special “2 for 1″ happy hour. Well I couldn’t make it up to Baltimore from DC until later that night. In fact arrived with only half an hour left to get those bargain drinks. My Asian side told me I had to take advantage of a great bargain while it lasted.  Two for the price of one! Ya I decided to start double fisting.I mean six drinks for the price of three? Think about how much money I’m saving! As well as how much time I’m saving in regards of my trip to tipsyville. Of course I kept drinking after the Happy Hour, and a few drinks later into the night it hit me. I made a big mistake. I walked down the stairs and stumbled to a place I thought I could sit and get a breather: The steps of nearby Baltimore City Community College. As I sat there with my head held ups by my hands, a cop walked up to me and told me I had to get going. So I got. I decided that it might be a smart idea to go back to the hotel we were staying at, so I hailed a Cab and stumbled in. I fed him an address and away we went. I rolled down the window so I could stick my head out… because I was feeling all my mistakes coming back to me. From the sidewalk it probably looked like a cab with a guy’s head out the window suffering a severe reversal of fortune. “Are you throwing up!?!” the cabbie asks. “Nah I’m fine, keep driving,” I respond. I was pretty good about keeping it out of the actual cab and all over the streets of The Wire. We arrive at the hotel and I pay him his fee and I stumbled to the room… and realized I didn’t have the room key. So instead of getting another cab I decided to walk all the way back to the bar and rejoin my friends. At that point I walked it off enough to make it back to my friends and act as if nothing had happened. “Patrick where were you?” “Oh I was just outside- I needed some fresh air.” Amazingly enough I wasn’t even the worst one of the group, as all the guys in our crew spent the rest of the night doing what I was doing in the cab. You have to love Baltimore. Related posts: 13 comments to TMI Thursday: A Messy Cab Ride |
 
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[...] Patrick’s TMI Thursday: A Messy Cab Ride [...]
Wait, are Asians cheap? I don’t know this stereotype. How is that possible. I LOVE stereotypes.
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you went BACK to the bar? tell me you kept drinking. do it.
.-= f.B´s last blog ..such great heights¹ =-.
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a cab drive to clear your head. what a great idea. sounds like something i would do.
.-= mylittlebecky´s last blog ..pee peezz in the hamper (TMIT) =-.
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I’m with f.B. You puked, but did you rally?!?
.-= LiLu´s last blog ..TMI Thursday: Major League Wipeage =-.
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Yesssssssss!!!!!!!
You had to keep drinking, right?
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thanks for the tip! i’ll check it out!
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You had to keep drinking! That’s as good as drinking so much you end up drinking yourself sober!
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Lexa: You obviously need to watch this video
f.B: I think I did, but honestly I don’t remember, I must of then.
mylittlebecky: We should share a cab but we’ll take opposite sides of the car.
LiLu & PQ: It’s all really hazy, I call it a rally because next thing I remember I just passed out on some couch at the hotel suite.
Stephanie: Wait you can drink yourself sober? How?
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I can’t believe you threw up out the window while he was driving. That. Is. Awesome.
.-= Jaime´s last blog ..It’s Simple, Really =-.
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You get mad props for going back to the bar, and I would have totally started drinking again.
That IS why we puke, you know…to make room for more.
It’s science.
.-= Zandria´s last blog ..TMI Thursday: Why I’m Stickin’ With Charmin =-.
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Lol so feral. best part is that the taxi ride ended up not even being necessary.
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Jamie: I just know how to have a good time right?
Zandria: I can’t argue with science right? Somebody needs to explain why all the ladies looked so hot that night too.
Allanah: Ya I just paid for somebody to drive me so I wouldn’t have to puke in one spot.
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